Butt Sniffer and Beaver

Butt Sniffer is one of my callers on NiteFlirt and he has a gross fetish for poo, stinky farts, and golden showers.  I can care less, to be honest, it makes me money!  He’s been one of my regular callers for the past several months and it’s only getting more intense as we talk.  He’s even offered to fly out to me and pay me $1000 to poo on him… haha haha  Ridiculous, right.  This past week I sold him an image of my poo for $50 bucks that I was sitting on!  It was so pretty I had to take a picture of it.  My only regret is not selling it to him for a higher amount due to NF taking their cut, I actually only got $35.  Poo.

Anyways….

Beaver is still on it, he bought me more things this past week and they are just now arriving.  A pair of running sneakers, 3 pairs of Jeans, 2 Workout pants, several Facial products and a Derma roller.  Every time I’ve asked him for something he doesn’t hesitate, he does as he’s told.  No questions asked, he just does.  I fucking love that about him.  I AM a very happy girl!!!!  I love a good boy that knows how to spoil his Queen (as he calls me).  Now if only I had more of him… hmmm?

Gifts

 Youyaner 4 in 1 Microneedle Derma Roller Kit

• Asics Running Shoes  (size 9)

American Eagle Outfitters Site

• AEO Denim X Jegging (size 10 – regular) 

• AEO Denim X Super Low Jegging (size 10 – regular)

• AEO Denim X Super Low Jegging (size 10 – regular)

• Aerie Play Printed Legging (medium)

 Aerie Play Zipper Pocket Legging (medium)

 

 

 

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Beaver came out swinging!

So the beaver disappeared for a bit and now he’s back full throttle.  He came swinging gifts left and right, he definitely didn’t hold back and I love it.  Just like the first time it all started with a pair of Die Antwoord concert tickets.  I assigned him the task of purchasing me a pair of tickets and he delivered, no hesitations.

Let’s see, in a matter of 17 days he’s spoiled me rotten with gifts and money.  First, he sent a pair of concert tickets ($248), then PayPal money ($310) when he learned I had a small hand burn accident.  The following morning he sent more PayPal money ($300) letting me know he was thinking of me and hoping I was feeling better.  Couple days later he sent a Hooters gift card ($100) for me and a friend.  He also had some making up for missing my birthday and so he sent me a first edition copy of a book I wanted ($40), a t-shirt and sticker ($45) from a certain street artist I like, and some facial Argan Oil ($45).  A Regal Movies ($50) gift card.   A pair of UGG Boots ($175), but he ordered the wrong ones and so he went back and ordered the correct ones and chose not to cancel the first order and so I got a second pair of UGG Boots ($208)!! He also sent me a gift certificate ($140) to my favorite spa for a deluxe massage w/private bath, I’m so excited for this one!  And finally, he also sent spending money ($200) via PayPal for the night of the concert.   Wheew!  I don’t think I missed anything but what can I say…. Good boys will be good boys (lol).

In the words of the beaver “Nobody deserves to be spoiled more than you, and I am so excited to be able to serve you like this.  There’s just something about you that says to me,”Please Her. Worship Her. Make Her happy.”.  I don’t want to think about it too much – I just want to enjoy the dizzy, pleasurable feeling that you inspire. I am your eager beaver, and proud and happy to be.”  

Amen!!!

 Classic Ugg Boots (size 9)

 Simmens Ugg Boots (size 9)

• Josie Maran Argan Oil